Seinfeld – Season 5 – Episode 8 – The Barber
Seinfeld The Barber is the 8th episode of the Seinfeld season 5 and the 72nd overall the Seinfeld series and it was aired on November 11, 1993.
The Seinfeld episode The Barber, begins with George at a job interview. His future employer, Mr. Tuttle, is cut off mid-sentence by an important telephone call, and sends George away without knowing whether he has been hired or not. Mr. Tuttle told George that one of the things that make George such an attractive hire is that he can “understand everything immediately”, so this leaves a puzzling situation. In Jerry’s words: “If you call and ask if you have the job, you might lose the job.” But if George doesn’t call, he might have been hired and he will never know. George decides that the best course of action is to not call at all and to just “show up”, pretending that he has been hired and start “work”, all while Mr. Tuttle is out of town. The thought behind this was that if George has the job, then everything will be fine; and if George was not hired, then by the time Tuttle returns, he will be “ensconced” in the company and hopefully not be fired.
Elaine asks Jerry to get a haircut in order to look nice for an upcoming bachelor auction. Kramer says that Jerry’s regular barber, Enzo (played by Antony Ponzini) is not working that day and recommends that Jerry see Enzo’s nephew, Gino (David Ciminello). Kramer tells Jerry that he will get a better haircut from Gino. To Jerry’s surprise, Enzo shows up out of the blue to give his most loyal customer a forced haircut, which turns out to be terrible, as now he looks like a 5-year-old child (according to George). Kramer arranges a clandestine haircut in Gino’s apartment to fix the problem. Enzo again turns up unexpectedly, forcing Jerry to hide in the closet, but the damage is done: Enzo finds a familiar-looking hair on the floor. Incensed, he bribes Newman to get a sample of Jerry’s hair in order to compare the two. After finding out that they match, Enzo swears revenge on Jerry, which ultimately culminates in a fight with Gino in Jerry’s apartment.
When Gino and Enzo are fighting in Jerry’s apartment, they catch Edward Scissorhands on the television and stop to watch it, though all that’s seen is the back of the TV with the sound of scissors clipping fast and Gioachino Rossini’s The Barber of Seville overture playing in the background.
Meanwhile, George, who has absolutely no idea of what his duties are at his new place of work, is handed the “Penske File” and ordered to work on it. George manages to do nothing for a week. When Mr. Penske comes to inquire about the progress of his file, he begins to make George an offer for a job at his company, but is again interrupted mid-sentence, leaving George to once again draw his own conclusions. When Mr. Tuttle arrives from a week’s vacation, he reprimands but does not fire George. Instead, George quits, thinking Mr. Penske has a space for him, much to the disbelief of Mr. Tuttle. When he visits Mr. Penske, it turns out that the entire board of the company has been indicted and the company can’t hire anyone.